The place I call home. AKA Freakshow

 

I was gonna go to the city today...

Not the real city city but the

close bigger than hometown city

Ya know with a WalMart.

But there was ice on the road

So I stayed home and instead of painting...

I painted.

My buddy who strangely escapes

her reality by doing fun stuff

like painting under other people's

grungy sinks

Came and helped.

Thank The Lord.

And others had to occupy themselves

Until starvation threatened

And Dad went on a candy run

to the grocery store.

So now it is bedtime

And I am too tired

to get them ready for bed

And when I looked down I was strangely

Holding 7 forks in my hand

Then Miss Elsa brushed my hair

Really roughly and told me that

I look like a snowmobile.

And then there was this:

And then there was this:

And if that doesn't give you

A little peek into this here

Freakshow I dunno what to say.

So here is the before and afta of

My forever perfectly perfect

Kitchen cupboards:

And of course I shoved all

the dirty dishes off to the side

For the after shot.

Thank you and goodnight.

 

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