A few questions:

Is it ok to let your three year old lick his plate like a dog as long as he is eating his vegetables?

Does it mean that the new Xbox has taken over your children’s lives if everyone has blisters on their thumbs?

 

Is it ok to text the teenagers when you’re mad instead of yelling at them?

 

Do you love your youngest less if you never sanitize their pacifiers?

  Are hotdogs ok for breakfast?         

Would it be acceptable to line each room of the house with giant Rubbermaid boxes and just throw everything in them to clean up?

Could I take a vacation just until the two front teeth pop through?

 I promise I will come back!