I know its past my bedtime when.........

• my 3 year old and 14 year old are bantering back and forth with..."don't talk to me," "no don't talk to me"

• Josi starts telling a story over and over while trying to hang off of my back and lean around my head to give me a kiss

• a menagerie of animals and miscellaneous toys appear on my ankle?

• I am hunched over the computer posting sappy statuses all over facebook

• the midnight munchies hit and I try sucking the chocolate fudge ice cream topping straight from the bottle

• the computer keyboard falls asleep while I am typing

• instead of just checking my account balances online, I decide it is a perfect time to reconcile 8 months worth of statements

• every single toy ever invented creates a three foot carpet across the living room floor

• I notice that I am counting the cursor blinks between typing

• I realise that this list could go on for 6.5 more hours and that the signs would just continue to accumulate